howidiotic:

yo what’s up with those days when u have to pee like 35 times

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“Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don’t.”
— Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy (via morelovexlesshate)

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netlfix:

when ur reading a book in class and u turn the page before everyone else and then u jsut sit watching all those dumb ass nerds turn their pages a whole second after u haha i am king

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planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

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shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

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